Or even Franz Reichelt, the Austrian inventor who died after jumping off the Eiffel Tower due to his "coat parachute" not working.
Like a British monk during the 7th century that made a pair of makeshift wings and accidentally jumped off a cliff. What's even more dumb is that many people died this way throughout history. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat. That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. This is one of the stupidest way to die! If you are going to die in a Supermarket, you may as well just drive of a cliff on purpose! Your last view of life while you are starving to death is of rows and rows of FOOD! Even a person who lacks intelligence would have the common sense to take the store's food. I doubt it is possible for anyone that respects there life to die like this though. This would indeed get you on the news, and make you the worldwide laughingstock for sure. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go
SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE SONG LYRICS FULL
I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. I really think it's a very stupid way to die.
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